1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,079 --> 00:00:09,954 Jerry and I are making fifty bucks to babysit Lonnie's lizard, 3 00:00:09,955 --> 00:00:11,702 while he's on vacation. 4 00:00:11,703 --> 00:00:13,960 Why does he have that pained look on his face? 5 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:17,381 Oh. We're both a little gassy from that chili-cheese dog we split. 6 00:00:17,382 --> 00:00:19,654 I think I know what he needs though. 7 00:00:19,655 --> 00:00:21,231 Come here, boy. 8 00:00:21,232 --> 00:00:23,147 Let it out. Let it out. 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:26,208 [Belches] [Passes gas] 10 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,888 Two gun salute, nice. 11 00:00:28,889 --> 00:00:32,729 Only one of those guns was his. 12 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,790 Uh... what are you guys doing? 13 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:40,186 - Petting my gassy lizard. - That sounds about right. 14 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:42,333 All right, Kim. It's Wednesday. 15 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,115 Time to get our spar on. 16 00:00:44,116 --> 00:00:46,816 Uh, Milton, I... 17 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,433 We need to... 18 00:00:49,434 --> 00:00:51,354 Talk. 19 00:00:51,648 --> 00:00:54,616 I don't think we should spar with each other anymore. 20 00:00:54,617 --> 00:00:56,180 Is it something I did? 21 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,416 No, no, no! Milton, you're great. It's... it's not you. 22 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:02,453 - It's me. - It's someone else. 23 00:01:02,454 --> 00:01:04,262 Isn't it? 24 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:06,464 Please don't tell me you sparred with him? 25 00:01:06,465 --> 00:01:09,345 Here? On our mats? 26 00:01:10,468 --> 00:01:12,690 I've been such a fool! 27 00:01:12,691 --> 00:01:14,791 [Grunts] 28 00:01:15,274 --> 00:01:18,067 Just down at the arcade. What was I doing there? 29 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:22,053 Only becoming the number one Immortal Slayer player in the world. 30 00:01:22,054 --> 00:01:25,945 Wow. Spending thousands of hours with nerds in the dark really paid off. 31 00:01:25,946 --> 00:01:29,422 Sure did. I won a really cool glow-in-the-dark T-shirt. 32 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:33,154 Oh, man. This thing is awesome. 33 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:35,983 [Sighs] Look, Jack. I'm tired of sparring with Milton. 34 00:01:35,984 --> 00:01:38,615 I mean, you're the only other black belt in this dojo. 35 00:01:38,616 --> 00:01:40,625 I want to be challenged. 36 00:01:40,626 --> 00:01:43,170 Really? I... I don't think that's a great idea. 37 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,751 Come on, Jack. 38 00:01:46,015 --> 00:01:47,935 Okay. 39 00:01:50,215 --> 00:01:53,658 Jerry: Whoa. Wait, you guys are sparring? 40 00:01:53,659 --> 00:01:55,513 Does Milton know about this? 41 00:01:55,514 --> 00:01:58,394 Yes. Yes, he does. 42 00:01:59,359 --> 00:02:01,339 [Sobs] 43 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,435 [Rock music playing] 44 00:02:03,436 --> 00:02:04,440 - Don't... - Don't... 45 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:05,421 - You... - You... 46 00:02:05,422 --> 00:02:06,680 Get all tough with me! 47 00:02:06,681 --> 00:02:07,427 I'm saying... 48 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,436 - Won't... - Won't... 49 00:02:08,437 --> 00:02:09,363 - You... - You... 50 00:02:09,364 --> 00:02:10,784 Come kick it with me? 51 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:13,053 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 52 00:02:13,054 --> 00:02:14,955 That's just how we do. 53 00:02:14,956 --> 00:02:20,124 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 54 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,149 Here we go, let's start the party! 55 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:23,699 Chop it up like it's karate. 56 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,068 Everybody! 57 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:26,354 - Don't... - Don't... 58 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,371 - You... - You... 59 00:02:27,372 --> 00:02:28,591 Get all tough with me! 60 00:02:28,592 --> 00:02:29,327 I'm saying... 61 00:02:29,328 --> 00:02:30,366 - Won't... - Won't... 62 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,276 - You... - You... 63 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,739 Come kick it with me? 64 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:35,296 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 65 00:02:35,297 --> 00:02:37,027 That's just how we do. 66 00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:42,928 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 67 00:02:44,803 --> 00:02:48,129 Finally some sparing between real karate students. 68 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:52,880 Instead of a bunch of confused gazelles blindly flailing around in their pajamas. 69 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,881 No offense. 70 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,130 - Oh, it's cool. - None taken. 71 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,659 I love gazelles. 72 00:02:57,660 --> 00:03:00,096 And remember, Jack, give me everything you've got. 73 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:03,866 Kim, are you sure you want to do this? 74 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:04,867 Okay. 75 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:07,088 [Grunting] 76 00:03:16,538 --> 00:03:18,649 Oh! [Chuckling] 77 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:22,050 She just flipped you like a pancake. 78 00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:23,481 I gotta go upload this. 79 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:27,017 It's gonna get more hits than "fat baby farts". 80 00:03:27,018 --> 00:03:28,300 Yes! 81 00:03:28,301 --> 00:03:30,556 I took you down. 82 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:33,677 Down to the ground. 83 00:03:33,992 --> 00:03:39,892 I gotta hand it to you, Kim. You got the better of me. Congratulations. 84 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:41,998 Enjoy what you've got, Jack. 85 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:47,899 It's only a matter of time before she tosses you out like an old sock. 86 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,915 Wow, Jack. 87 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,676 I didn't see that coming. 88 00:03:52,677 --> 00:03:56,365 Sometimes you gotta expect the unexpected. 89 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:58,946 [Clicks tongue] 90 00:03:59,242 --> 00:03:59,965 Wha...? 91 00:03:59,966 --> 00:04:02,006 Wha...? 92 00:04:03,569 --> 00:04:06,606 Jack just winked. That means he let Kim win. 93 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:08,011 Forget Jack. 94 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:10,297 This lizard's clamped down on my belly button, man! 95 00:04:10,298 --> 00:04:12,108 Get it off! Get it off! 96 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:14,244 [Whimpers] 97 00:04:14,245 --> 00:04:16,040 - Oh. - Is it okay? 98 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:19,369 My innie's now an outie. 99 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:25,270 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 100 00:04:28,304 --> 00:04:30,398 Yo, Rudy. Come check out the iguana. 101 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:33,593 Oh, no. I'm not gonna fall for that one again. 102 00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:36,492 Oh. You actually have an iguana this time. 103 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,390 Cool. 104 00:04:38,391 --> 00:04:39,767 Oh, what's all this? 105 00:04:39,768 --> 00:04:42,967 Ah, just getting rid of a bunch of junk from down in my storage unit. 106 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:45,069 Ooh, this is pretty cool. 107 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:47,512 Oh, wow. I didn't even know that was in there. 108 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:50,095 That's my old Red Zephyr steam engine. 109 00:04:50,096 --> 00:04:53,524 When I was six, that train was like my best friend. [Chuckles] 110 00:04:53,525 --> 00:04:57,522 Uh, don't get me wrong. I had people friends, too. 111 00:04:57,523 --> 00:05:02,803 - What does it do? - Well, come on. I'll show you. 112 00:05:05,207 --> 00:05:06,775 So... 113 00:05:06,776 --> 00:05:08,799 I guess there's no longer any question about 114 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,749 who the number one black belt is in this dojo. 115 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,748 I took him down. 116 00:05:13,749 --> 00:05:18,429 Boom goes the dynamite! Boom! I said, boom. 117 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:22,857 We get it, Kim. That's the sound dynamite makes. 118 00:05:22,858 --> 00:05:24,517 Yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:24,518 --> 00:05:27,464 [High-pitched] You're number one. 120 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:28,978 What was that? 121 00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:30,310 What? 122 00:05:30,311 --> 00:05:33,390 When your voice goes up high like that it means you're hiding something. 123 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:35,074 Everybody does it. 124 00:05:35,075 --> 00:05:36,154 Don't they, Eddie? 125 00:05:36,155 --> 00:05:39,982 [High-pitched] Why are you dragging me into this? 126 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:42,150 Jerry, what's going on? 127 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:43,836 Uh... 128 00:05:43,837 --> 00:05:45,163 [Yelps] 129 00:05:45,164 --> 00:05:47,616 All right, all right, all right. 130 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,451 Jack threw the match. 131 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:51,719 He winked at us like this. [Clicks tongue] 132 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,591 Which is guy talk for "I let her win". 133 00:05:55,592 --> 00:05:57,893 Really? Well... 134 00:05:57,894 --> 00:06:00,896 Wait till I get my hands on that little winker. 135 00:06:00,897 --> 00:06:02,488 Where is he? 136 00:06:02,489 --> 00:06:06,411 [High-pitched] I don't know. Really, Jerry? Really? 137 00:06:06,412 --> 00:06:09,412 He's at the arcade. 138 00:06:10,225 --> 00:06:11,774 [Exhales] 139 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:14,811 That was a close one, man. She almost got something out of me. 140 00:06:14,812 --> 00:06:17,212 Jerry: Whew! 141 00:06:18,349 --> 00:06:21,289 [Train bell ringing] 142 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:24,403 Boy, this really takes me back. 143 00:06:24,404 --> 00:06:27,644 It's amazing isn't it? 144 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:31,000 Well, it's just going in circles. 145 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:35,051 Maybe if we had some more track, the train could go through a... 146 00:06:35,052 --> 00:06:38,260 I don't know, a kind of town? 147 00:06:38,261 --> 00:06:40,366 What town? 148 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:44,193 Maybe a little town called "Miltonville". 149 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:46,294 Tell me more about this... 150 00:06:46,295 --> 00:06:48,515 Rudyville. 151 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:53,263 Well, it's the kind of place where everyone knows each other's names. 152 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:55,328 And no one locks their doors at night. 153 00:06:55,329 --> 00:06:57,386 Yes, yes, go on. 154 00:06:57,387 --> 00:06:59,886 The men at Rudyville are the kind of men who 155 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,197 look you in the eye when you shake their hand. 156 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:04,912 And they all smell like brand-new haircuts. 157 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,584 Oh, now I see it. 158 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:09,203 And they all work in a factory up on the ridge. 159 00:07:09,204 --> 00:07:10,839 And it's a fine factory. 160 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,925 And you know what they make in that factory, Milton? 161 00:07:12,926 --> 00:07:14,402 Wicker furniture! 162 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:15,875 No. 163 00:07:15,876 --> 00:07:17,916 Dreams. 164 00:07:18,932 --> 00:07:22,193 And how do those clean-cut Joes get to and from the factory? 165 00:07:22,194 --> 00:07:24,894 Both: The train! 166 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:27,812 [Crowd chanting] Thrasher! Thrasher! 167 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:29,588 Thrasher! Thrasher! 168 00:07:29,589 --> 00:07:31,356 Thrasher! Thrasher! 169 00:07:31,357 --> 00:07:35,497 Thrasher! Thrasher! Thrasher! Thrasher! 170 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,396 Joan: Kim! Surprised to see you here. 171 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:45,616 You'd better watch your back. This video arcade is where nerds go off. 172 00:07:45,617 --> 00:07:48,170 Um, they look pretty harmless to me. 173 00:07:48,171 --> 00:07:50,829 Oh. Little known fact. 174 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:55,408 A nerd has three times the strength of your average dork. 175 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:57,844 I was in here last year when the change machine jammed. 176 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,762 Good thing I had my nerd riot gear. 177 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:02,381 Spritz bottle with water, that's all it takes. 178 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,499 [Laughing] 179 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,480 Nerds. 180 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,155 Male voice: Congratulations, Thrasher. 181 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:13,156 You are immortal. 182 00:08:13,157 --> 00:08:15,797 [Crowd cheering] 183 00:08:16,822 --> 00:08:18,826 Hey, Kim. Did you see that? 184 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:21,313 That's why they call me "Thrasher". 185 00:08:21,314 --> 00:08:23,047 Oh, pretty impressive. 186 00:08:23,048 --> 00:08:26,304 Hey, quick question for ya, Thrasher. 187 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:29,271 When we sparred this morning, did you let me win? 188 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,849 [High-pitched] What? 189 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:35,967 I knew it. I can't believe you didn't have enough respect to fight me for real. 190 00:08:35,968 --> 00:08:37,877 Why did you hold back? 191 00:08:37,878 --> 00:08:40,840 Well, you know... I'm a... 192 00:08:40,841 --> 00:08:42,538 And you're... 193 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:44,256 Oh, wow. A girl? 194 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,491 Well... 195 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,566 Thrasher, get on up here. 196 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,953 The owner of the game company needs me. Gotta go. 197 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:52,298 How about a hand for Thrasher everybody? 198 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,939 [Crowd cheering] 199 00:08:55,571 --> 00:09:00,545 I'm excited to announce the first ever live Immortal Slayer death match, 200 00:09:00,546 --> 00:09:03,444 between the top two players in the country. 201 00:09:03,445 --> 00:09:07,713 This Saturday night, right here in Thrasher's home arcade. 202 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,436 - [Crowd cheering] - Yeah, that's awesome. 203 00:09:09,437 --> 00:09:10,919 Yeah! 204 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:16,820 And the winner's avatar will be featured on the cover of next year's home version. 205 00:09:17,232 --> 00:09:20,232 Huh? [Crowd cheering] 206 00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:24,617 [Crowd chanting] Thrasher! Thrasher! 207 00:09:24,618 --> 00:09:27,938 All right, that's it, nerds. I'm going from spritz to stream. 208 00:09:27,939 --> 00:09:30,519 [All screaming] 209 00:09:32,574 --> 00:09:34,601 Who's the little cutie? 210 00:09:34,602 --> 00:09:37,059 You are. Yes, you are. 211 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,639 Now, open wide. 212 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,640 Here comes the airplane. 213 00:09:40,641 --> 00:09:42,375 [Imitates train] 214 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:44,168 [Imitates train whistle] 215 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,329 [Belches] 216 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,148 Oh. 217 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:49,814 That's it, you scaly little monster. 218 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:52,948 One more time and I'll drag you behind the dumpster and feed you to the rats. 219 00:09:52,949 --> 00:09:54,924 How dare you! 220 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:58,759 Oh. [Chuckles] I'm so sorry. I thought that was a baby. 221 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,493 I love lizards. 222 00:10:00,494 --> 00:10:02,730 Oh, me too. 223 00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:05,332 Yeah, I love this little guy. 224 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,568 And I'm a very protective parent. 225 00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:10,171 In fact, I never take my eyes off of him. 226 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:12,373 You know, I was just about to order some food. 227 00:10:12,374 --> 00:10:16,634 Would you care for some baba ghanoush? 228 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:19,373 Hey, Nathan. What did you want to talk to me about? 229 00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:21,404 Your match against the number one player. 230 00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:23,784 What? I thought I was the number one player. 231 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:25,884 Oh, you were... four days ago. 232 00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:28,756 But that was before the Skull-Ripper showed up. 233 00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:34,337 [Crowd chanting] Skull-Ripper! Skull-Ripper! Skull-Ripper! 234 00:10:34,395 --> 00:10:38,246 Skull-Ripper! Skull-Ripper! Skull-Ripper! 235 00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:40,411 [Crowd chanting] Finish him! Finish him! 236 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:42,752 Finish him! 237 00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:47,708 Male voice: Congratulations, Skull-Ripper. 238 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:50,325 You are immortal. 239 00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,780 [Crowd cheering] 240 00:10:52,781 --> 00:10:54,374 - Woo! - Kim? 241 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,401 Oh. Hi, Jack. 242 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:58,785 [Clicks tongue] 243 00:10:58,786 --> 00:11:01,655 She kicked that alien right in his snot box. 244 00:11:01,656 --> 00:11:05,016 That's my kind of woman. 245 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:08,553 I know what this is about. 246 00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:10,588 It's about me letting you win when we sparred. 247 00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:12,133 That's exactly what it's about. 248 00:11:12,134 --> 00:11:16,403 I mean, I wanted a fair fight from you and this is the only way that I could get it. 249 00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:18,138 Kim. 250 00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,853 Death match is gonna be shown online. 251 00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:22,744 You're gonna embarrass yourself in front of a whole lot of people. 252 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:24,298 Sounds like you're scared. 253 00:11:24,299 --> 00:11:27,375 Okay, you know what? You want a real fight with me where I don't hold back? 254 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:29,960 - Well, you're gonna get it. - Good. Because that's what I want. 255 00:11:29,961 --> 00:11:32,601 - Fine! - Fine! 256 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,917 - I forgot my books. - Me too. 257 00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:48,492 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 258 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,568 He's gotta be around here. 259 00:11:53,569 --> 00:11:55,673 Where would you go if you were a lizard? 260 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,057 Well, I'd go to a pool party where lady lizards in bikinis 261 00:11:58,058 --> 00:12:01,370 were walking around serving fly-kabobs... duh. 262 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,048 You're useless. 263 00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:06,268 To capture the lizard, I'm gonna have to think like a lizard. 264 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:11,309 Well, you're not the only one who can do that. 265 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:16,929 Yo. What it do, girl? 266 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:20,350 Just getting my lizard on. 267 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:22,906 Fly! 268 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:29,567 It is absolutely perfect! 269 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,965 Eh. Hmm. 270 00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:34,360 What was that? 271 00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:36,084 I shouldn't mention it. 272 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:38,361 It's nitpicky. 273 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:40,942 Pick your nit. 274 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:47,072 Well, that drainage ditch could turn into a breeding ground for mosquitoes. 275 00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:48,317 You're right. 276 00:12:48,318 --> 00:12:50,283 And it's so close to the school. 277 00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,291 All the kids are gonna get mosquito bites. 278 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,421 And the next thing you know there's a huge run on itch cream, 279 00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:57,596 people panic, there's rioting in the streets, 280 00:12:57,597 --> 00:12:59,526 and we can't have rioting in Rudyville... 281 00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:03,847 Our Police Department is on back order! 282 00:13:07,242 --> 00:13:11,775 Rudy, check it out. "Display World Magazine" is having a contest. 283 00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:15,048 They're giving away 1,000 bucks for the most original train display. 284 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:17,481 1,000 bucks? You think we could win? 285 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,594 If we made some changes. 286 00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:21,818 What kind of changes? 287 00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:26,722 Well, our farm has no fence, so pigs are just wandering into the bank. 288 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,405 And our Mayor is a corn doodler with a mustache. 289 00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,443 Wait. This was our Mayor? 290 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:36,944 We're gonna have to hold a new election. 291 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,016 Jack, why don't you tell everybody what your strategy is? 292 00:13:40,017 --> 00:13:43,578 I'm going to use my agility and arsenal of counter-attacking spin kicks, 293 00:13:43,579 --> 00:13:45,662 to take my opponent down. 294 00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:48,322 I'm just gonna rip his skull off and soccer-kick it off the roof. 295 00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,933 - What? You want to do this right now? - I really want to do this. 296 00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,669 [Overlapping arguing] 297 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,710 - You know what? - All right, all right, all right. 298 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:57,052 I'll be the number one black belt in the dojo, brother! 299 00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:01,013 - You're going down! - Kim: Boom! 300 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,806 Listen, Jack, I want to talk to you about the fight. 301 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,474 How would you, feel about... 302 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,515 Losing? 303 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:09,877 What? 304 00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:12,534 Girls don't play Immortal Slayer. 305 00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:16,344 But with someone like Kim on the cover, they will. 306 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:18,433 I need her to win. 307 00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,880 [Stammering] 308 00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:21,917 Wait, so you're asking me to throw the fight? 309 00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:25,306 Go out there and make it look good for the first few minutes, and then... 310 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:26,672 Take a dive. 311 00:14:26,673 --> 00:14:31,064 If you do that, we'll build a whole new game around your avatar. 312 00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:34,557 Think about it Jack, the Thrasher will really... 313 00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:36,958 Be immortal. 314 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:44,718 It is done, and it is perfect! 315 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,386 And just in time, too. The Judge for "Display World Magazine", 316 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,006 is gonna be here any minute. 317 00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:51,039 Do you think we spent too much? 318 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,748 Wha... to win big, you need to think big. 319 00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:58,619 Besides, once we win the 1,000 bucks, we're only gonna be out $3,000. 320 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:02,040 That's just good business. 321 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:05,873 Hi, I'm Mr. Gordon from "Display World Magazine". 322 00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:11,273 You, Sir, are about to behold what some are calling the eighth wonder of the world. 323 00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:14,848 And by some, I mean me and the boy. 324 00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:18,727 I would ask you to not just view our display, but to take a journey! 325 00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:21,490 It's gotta be a quick journey. I've got six minutes left on the meter. 326 00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:23,351 Ooh. 327 00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:27,192 [Trains whistling] 328 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:32,572 Please pay attention to the painstaking detail we put into our display. 329 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,740 That dog poop in the park looks real... 330 00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:37,321 Because it is! 331 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,524 Kickin' it with you! 332 00:15:39,525 --> 00:15:43,001 Welcome to the ultimate death match. 333 00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,871 Two will enter the death chamber. 334 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:50,499 But only one will survive the violent massacre. 335 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:56,328 Sponsored by Fluffy Cow Fro-Yo. It's time to moo-ve over, ice cream. 336 00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:59,111 Let the annihilation begin! 337 00:15:59,112 --> 00:16:01,752 [Crowd cheering] 338 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,315 Male voice: Three, two, one. 339 00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:06,296 Fight! 340 00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:11,671 Isn't this motion capture technology awesome? 341 00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:15,874 Pipe down there, Einstein. This stuff is so fake. 342 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,165 Holy Hannah! I know that girl on the roof! 343 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,091 She's not on the roof. It's a game. 344 00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:24,781 Kim! Stay where you are. 345 00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:28,622 I will find a way to save you. 346 00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:35,394 Jerry? What are you supposed to be? 347 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,795 Well, I was thinking like a lizard. 348 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,252 If he believes I'm his mother, he'll come to me for safety. 349 00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:40,840 I even have a lizard call. Check it. 350 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,881 [Roars] 351 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,793 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 352 00:16:47,794 --> 00:16:49,357 You look ridiculous. 353 00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:53,339 I look ridiculous? You look like a bathmat with wings. 354 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,267 I'm a moth. 355 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,145 It's the lizard's favorite food. 356 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:01,011 He'll see me, get hungry, then come out to eat me. 357 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:02,750 No one's gonna want to eat you. 358 00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:05,790 Hello. I look delicious. 359 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:06,795 Get out of here. 360 00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:09,986 Okay, I gotta find that lizard and make sure I get my half of the $50. 361 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:13,026 You're not getting a single cent of that money, you lizard loser. 362 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,056 Oh-ho-ho. That's it. 363 00:17:15,057 --> 00:17:16,755 I'm having wings for dinner. 364 00:17:16,756 --> 00:17:18,394 Oh, let's go. 365 00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:20,724 [Both grunting] 366 00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:25,892 In my 26 years on the job I have never seen a display that is more... 367 00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:28,547 Boring and cliched. 368 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,750 Seriously, am I being punked? 369 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,136 [Door opens] 370 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,357 [Grunting] 371 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,169 [Godzilla roar] 372 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,113 Both: No! 373 00:17:41,114 --> 00:17:42,527 Both: No! 374 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,380 Yes! 375 00:17:44,381 --> 00:17:46,241 Yes! 376 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,333 [Whistles] 377 00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:54,614 [Screaming] 378 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,303 [Screams] 379 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,001 [Roars] 380 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:16,350 Bravo! Bravo! 381 00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:21,535 You lured me in with your pathetic display, but then, enter Godzilla and Mothra. 382 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:25,156 And you reminded me why I became a miniature train display critic... 383 00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:27,515 - In the first place. - Oh, yeah. 384 00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:30,096 Congratulations. 385 00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:33,679 Let's go. We got $1,000 to rebuild our town. 386 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,736 Maybe this time we can call it Miltonville. 387 00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:39,437 Rudyville it is! 388 00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:45,428 [Groans] 389 00:18:45,429 --> 00:18:46,892 [Sighs] 390 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:47,954 Eddie! 391 00:18:47,955 --> 00:18:51,251 Eddie, look what's peeking out of the tunnel. 392 00:18:51,252 --> 00:18:54,480 Jerry: My idea worked. He thinks I'm his mother. 393 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,816 No. He thinks I'm his breakfast. 394 00:18:57,817 --> 00:18:59,637 - Mother. - Breakfast. 395 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,063 - Mother! - Breakfast! 396 00:19:01,064 --> 00:19:02,487 That's it! 397 00:19:02,488 --> 00:19:04,648 [Yelling] 398 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:37,394 Kim's voice: All I wanted was a fair fight. 399 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:42,648 You probably shouldn't have done that. 400 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,557 He perfectly blocked her move! 401 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,600 And is using the energy from her death strike to enhance his life power! 402 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:51,087 Oh, Joan's getting overheated! 403 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,788 Spritz me, nerd! 404 00:20:08,855 --> 00:20:09,818 Yes! 405 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,991 Male voice: Thrasher, you are the ultimate champion! 406 00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,632 [Crowd cheering] 407 00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:17,210 All: [Chanting] Thrasher! Thrasher... 408 00:20:17,211 --> 00:20:18,979 I thought we had an agreement, Jack. 409 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:22,868 You blew it. We were going to build an entire game franchise around the Thrasher. 410 00:20:22,869 --> 00:20:24,737 I was never gonna throw the fight. 411 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:27,249 Some things are just more important than a dumb video game. 412 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,470 [Whimpers] 413 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,116 I don't believe it. 414 00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:32,767 He wanted you to throw the fight? 415 00:20:32,768 --> 00:20:37,913 Yeah. But, uh. I wasn't gonna make that mistake again. 416 00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:40,689 Well, congratulations. I mean... 417 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:45,855 It's not every day a girl gets to see her guts splattered into a million pieces. 418 00:20:45,856 --> 00:20:48,090 So, you're okay that I beat you? 419 00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:53,530 You gave me your best shot and that's all I ever wanted. 420 00:20:53,531 --> 00:20:55,263 Joan, what are you doing up there? 421 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:59,226 I'm showing you punks you don't want to mess with the Mall Cop Mauler. 422 00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:01,116 You can't handle this. 423 00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:03,277 [Yelling] 424 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,214 Whoa! 425 00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:09,581 You know you have to put a dollar in, right? 426 00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:11,235 Oh. Forget that. 427 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,416 Kickin' it with you! 428 00:21:15,784 --> 00:21:17,597 Okay Jack... 429 00:21:17,598 --> 00:21:21,089 Now that we're gonna spar for real, let's see what you got. 430 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,825 All right, but I really don't want to hurt you, okay? 431 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:27,666 Why? I'm okay with hurting you. 432 00:21:34,987 --> 00:21:38,270 - [Yelling] - Kickin' it with you! 433 00:21:38,271 --> 00:21:44,171 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 434 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:48,771 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0